Below are the 25 most recent journal entries.

	2008.02.05  19.37 i am finally coming home!!!! i have served my sentence in hell and will be back in civilization before the weekend if you want to call the number is 573 855 7243 Mood: ecstatic

	2007.09.26  15.15 questions and a rant since when did kanye west get the rights to "harder better faster stronger" he totally sampled and it sounds ghastly!!!!!!!!! jeff dunham raised some fascinating questions during his newest show. q. if you choke a smurf what color does it turn? apparently if a terrorist kills himself for the cause he is greeted by 72 virgins. has anyone said if these are all women? where are they gonna get that many v.s together? gtg about to watch the sword and the stone!!! the best part of having kids getting to watch all the old cartoons you used to watch when you were a kid with no corn facter. the worst: dealing with the aftermath of cap'n crunch and mountain dew administered by grandpa and 15 minutes of successful "potty" time only to crap on the kitchen floor. Mood: excited Music: soundtrack from barbie as the island princess

	2007.06.02  08.23 june brings more boredom and no money on the bright side we now have shailynn here with and kailey seems to be adjusting to her presence but im not sure. it's going to be a bundle of fun around here for the next couple days as they go from two only-lonelies to being sisters there is a 1/32 of a chance we will be able to moved back to va soon but it might not happen. Mood: blah

	2006.11.10  21.53 pagans in the bible belt i haven't written in a while because at the end of july, i moved to missouri to live with my parents.josh and i were having a really hard time in va and couldn't take it any more. however ... missouri is the most boring place on the fucking planet! there is a town that might as well be named podunk with a population of 109. no shit! we are a little better off but i think i might die of boredom. if we aren't back on our feet, within a year josh is thinking about joining the army. "shudder" i do not want to be a military wife but if thats what it takes, i suppose i have no choice Mood: bored

	2006.06.03  10.11 it's been like two weeks since i have pdated and I'm not sure how the time went by so fast. i have every relative under the sun coming to visit this summer my mom dad and brother are coming june 30th through the fifth of july my grandpa murray will be here the 27th of june through the 2nd of july my oldest friend, stephanie with her two children owen and abigail who i am proud to say are my god-children, will be here june 7th though the seventeenth my brother-in -law will be here in august with his girlfriend chris and her daughter willow and possibly my grandma rivette and my aunt andrea might be coming sometime in august. but that is not for sure i also have to take a trip to texas for reasons undisclosed. but the highlight of my year will be this fall when i go to hersey, pa the chocolate capital of the world for my mother in law's birthday. hopefully i might be able to see a certain hag by the name of fisher while I'm there but i won't know for sure Mood: excited

	2006.05.16  13.16 jesus was a zombie my mother in law has been taping a couple show that i like for me to watch later and a big favorite of mine is bones on fox the last episode she tape for me was about hurricane katrina and voodoo she was trying to explain to her partner that voodoo wasnt anything different from what he beleived in bones- "oh come on booth, voodoo isn't all that different from catholithism, they pray to the same saints you do and they beleive in one god" booth- "they believe they can raise zombies, ok?" bones- "well jesus was ressurected after three days..." it makes sense though. i wondewr what would have happened if he really was a zombie and he went back to his disiples and they totally freaked out on him. Mood: amused

	2006.05.11  07.57 can someone please tell me how the hell a three month old can have more snot in her nose than i do? i had to use that sucker bulb thingy for the first time and even after that she sneezed and a wad of mucus came out that was bigger than her nose. i am so confused on a less confusing note i now have a myspace it is of course petrapyxi Mood: confused

	2006.05.06  00.20 is nothing sacred? question: have you have wonder what would happen if a mom and pop shop raped a starbucks answer: an attempt to modernize EVERY McDonalds on the globe sure i know you don't believe me but it is true. the immovable glory that is fast food has fallen to it's knees http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/mcdonalds/index_01.htm?campaign_id=msn_mcd Mood: confused and saddened

	2006.04.27  21.09 apparently cabbage patch kids are becoming popular again but of course like all fads there are likely to be creepy obessed people who thinbk they really are babies and subsitute them for the real thing maybe this time around they should make spin-offs of the original for the socially concisentious creepy people some ideas: bok choi babies from china sweet potato puppies from africa sweet dumpling dolls from japan collector items hash brownie babies with that real weed scent south of the border kids with a mini work certificate a sally struthers doll who says phrases like for less than a dollor a day we can't con you into giving us money Mood: amused

	2006.04.21  08.23 yesterday kailey turned two months old. i went to see if i could schedule a postpartum appointment. and my gyno said she had an opening at one i got there at one and it took half an hour for them to go look for her because i was a walk in, by that time she was already busy.so i had to schedule an appointment for may 31st. another way the military has fucked me over. i owe them a thousand dollors for my free medical care. someone want explain that one?!?!?! and tricare has had no record of me recieve medical care for the last couple years idiots... Mood: bitchy Music: gasoline

	2006.04.08  22.21 i miss my cupcake fortunatley i have invader zim on dvd the is nothing like watching a manatee dressed in a tu-tu dance around in a pizza place Mood: happy Music: the crazy squirrell song

	2006.04.06  17.25 fun quotes from the second greatest movie ever Wolf: [singing] A shepherdess is quite a mess, but little lambs are lovely. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me. Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really really really like her. But, I'm not sure if I want to love her or eat her. Wolf: Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it - "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me. Virginia: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my Grandmother. Wolf: Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a gorgeous girl with very long hair? Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind. Tony: A blind woodsman? Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: I've always wanted to say this. Love of my life, let down your lustrous locks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tony: [about Virginia] I need to know if your intentions are honorable. Wolf: No, not really. For seven men she gave her life. For one good man she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all. Wolf: You're as safe as a brick-built pig house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Singing Ring: [singing] You cannot win her / You cannot choose her / You are just a hopeless loser! Wolf: You don't trust no one. Virginia: I don't trust you, no. Wolf: Well, you may not get hurt, but huff puff, you won't get loved either. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: Butter would not melt in my mouth. Okay, it would melt. Of course it would melt, but very slowly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prince Wendell: What is your plan? Tony: Get drunk. Gypsy Queen: Stretch it, twist it, make it grow. Like a river, make it flow. Make it pull and pinch and tweak. Make it grow 'til she grows weak. Make her moan and scream and cry. Make her wish that she would die. Tony: All right! Enough! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh? [picks up frog] Frog: Get your hands off me! Tony: What does that achieve? Frog: What are you doing? Tony: What is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain? Frog: Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there! [Tony throws the frog through one of the doors] Frog: WHOA! [Tony slams the door, there's a large explosion and fireball] Wolf: I guess it's the other one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: [singing the bacon song] Baste it! Roast it! Toast it! Nibble it! Chew it! Bite right through it! Wobble it! Gobble it! Wrap it 'round a couple of chickens and I am *ravenous*! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: I give you my solemn wolf word. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wolf: Wolfies just PRETEND to do naughty things. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sally Peep: If my door wasn't locked, I'd be scared you'd come to my house and huff and puff and blow all my clothes off! Wolf: Where do you live, Sally?

	2006.04.05  18.36 i wish everything didnt revolve around money i have decided that living in newportnews sucks. but living in williamsburg is too expensive

	2006.04.04  10.51 people i used to know and some i wish i didnt lately i have been catching up with people i used to know who are fabulous people. (jen collins nicole and morghan m.) there are people i love dearly who i don't see enough (alex and jen jj and kimber and yes sometimes the little demon jacki) there are people that i knew but wish i knew better ( asha and becky laura andothers ) there are people that i need to see but they are horridly elusive ( bethers diana and ben 'who is facing decapitation for only watching five minutes of the tenth kingdom and never returned it') and then there are people i never wish to see again but they seem to know where i am at all times( my ex the sleaze, crystal the annoying one and surprisingly trey the girlfriend moocher he hasnt changed at all and i see him every where but always with a different car) which brings me to my point: i need to learn to drive, if anyone is willing to teach me it would be much appreiciated.(and teach kimber too, so she come visit me once in a while)*coughs* Mood: busy

	2006.04.01  13.25 the nightmare before christmas 2: oogie's revenge did anyone know about this!?!?!?! and if you didnt, why? maybe it live up to the first one...

	2005.09.20  15.28 havent written in a while so brief update: living in newport news for now at some hotel 20 week mark is on friday have come to the realization that it doesnt matter where i am, im still happy

	2005.08.17  13.30 last night i played out in a rainstorm after work and remember what fun it was as a child then i got cold and remembered why i stopped doing it Mood: nostalgic

	2005.08.05  23.50 i had a doctor's appointment today. i had to get a pap smear which was not fun, of course very few people would be okay with prying their vagina apart with a mini jaws of life, only to put cold objects in there and then try to find out how many fingers that you can fit in there. after my pap smear, the nurse praticioner stuck her fingers back up my vagina to see how big my uterus was by squishing my stomach on both sides. (one time though she got my bladder and i almost peed on her, luckily i didn't) she said my uterus was tilted but it felt like i was about 12-13 weeks. then she smushed my boobs together which was just mean cause they hurt so badly this morning but i got rewarded by getting to hear the baby through a sonogram but little one apparently didnt like being squished and kept moving away from the heartbeat picker uper. then i got to have an ultrasound to confirm due date and have a peek at the baby. but baby was being stubborn and didnt want to coroperate. we needed a head to butt shot but the baby was asleep and refused to move, so all we had was a full frontal shot.after a few minutes of prodding and general abuse the baby woke up but was pissed off so it turned around and showed it's butt and refused to move again. we got some good pictures of the baby but my due date moved because they couldnt get the full measurements i have a rotten baby, i know this because it is just like me Mood: amused Music: you say it best when you say nothing at all- alison kruass

	2005.08.02  14.58 the fall of atkins ATKINS HAS GONE BANKCRUPT! the evil brainwashing company that has been controlling the general public by telling them that they are fat, has finally fallen! no longer will we be ruled by "safe carbs" and other nonsensical garbage! i for one will be celebrating by eating whatever i want! (evil maniacal laughing) Mood: ecstatic

	2005.07.31  23.16 somehow this fits http://www.boredshitless.com/gallery/New-Gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1&page=8 i always believed jesus would make a great commercial spokesperson

	2005.07.31  16.06 tomorrow is my almost semi-sister in law's birthday and i have no clue what to get her! what do you give a 9 year old? i know she likes money but so do i and i dont have much of it. i was thinking about giving her a make-up kit. but then her father would roast me and serve me with toast and jelly ( i wouldnt like to go this route because i personally think i would taste better with jam, but they don't keep it in the house because jam has too much sugar in it) any suggestions would be greatly appreiciated Mood: confused

	2005.07.28  01.43 of ships and sails and sealing wax... no longer sick!!! the power of presciption drugs shall forever hold my respect went to langley this morning.i found out i am in this prenatal care group that is made of like 6 girls. i thought i was getting private care and then all of a sudden, a nurse said welcome to orientation. the only thing i could think of is "wtf is going on here?" but langley has a different way of approaching prenatal care. instead of have to go to all these different places for child care classes and labor classes and support groups they bunch it all in into one group. there are ten sessions that i have to go to 1. nutrition and fetal development 2. common discomforts 3. relaxation and labor 4. family and parenting issues 5. birth experience and tour birthing unit 6. labor and decisions of pregnancy 7. new baby care and infant feeding 8. postpartum adjustment 9. baby/mother care and birth control 10.reunion other than that nothing to report Mood: sleepy Music: middle of nowhere- hot hot heat

	2005.07.22  22.17 i hate being sick i caught a cold from a two year old (not sure how),and now i can't keep anything down except for oatmeal and chicken noodle soup. blah. i hated being sick before but being pregnant and sick just seems like torture. i can't have any cough meds or pain relievers so intsead of being blissful drugged and watching old cartoons, i feel like im dying. somebody help me Mood: sick

	2005.07.17  14.00 i havent written in quite a while because i have not had a computer. but now i do, (yea) long story short-er still at outback now nine months january- broke up with kj (the cheating sleaze-ball) feburary 11-moved into stratford feburrary 24- starting dating the love of my life josh end of march- got engaged ( yes yet again) beginning of april- worked as a server at olive garden end of april-quit olive garden cus it sucks may 6(i think) got pregnant may 9-went to new york mid-may met my godson owen (so cute but his head is a little big for his body) june 22 found out i was pregnant and quit smoking june 28 moved out of stratford and into green springs baby due second week of feb Mood: bouncy Music: veggie tales sing along songs

	2005.02.05  13.02 well i move into my apartment next friday unfortunatly kj and i had a screaming match so im going to a friends house for a few days and then who knows? i might go to amandas for a while but i have to work so im not sure how that would work out damn i wish i had a car Mood: blah